July 2012
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
totally-relatable:
I’m just like:
Watchaltcuntrol:
killur:
me in goat form
asdfghjkl omg omg omg omg omg i want.
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
lickinglesbians:
there’s a jar of vitamin gummy bears downstairs and i ate all of them in less than an hour im scared am i going to die i ate over 250 of them
lifewasted:
whitechocolatefarm:
what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up
then it wasn’t the wrong number
So I've started fangirling over the Olympics...
caroline-withribbons:
I mean, c’mon…
Level of attractiveness has literally shot through the roof.
i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once.
madeagoestohell:
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
finnlovell:
hashgag:
hashgag:
it’s not even the fricken blood flowing out of my vagina that annoys me when i’m on my period
it’s the fact that i have a fricken stick of cotton up my vagina that pisses me off
ugh like so uncomfortable???
BUT PADS ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING
LIKE HELLO YOU’RE SITTING IN YOUR FUCKING BLOOD
N A S T Y
Having a penis is great tbh
