the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
totally-relatable: I’m just like:
altcuntrol: killur: me in goat form asdfghjkl omg omg omg omg omg i want.
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
lickinglesbians: there’s a jar of vitamin gummy bears downstairs and i ate all of them in less than an hour im scared am i going to die i ate over 250 of them
lifewasted: whitechocolatefarm: what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up then it wasn’t the wrong number
So I've started fangirling over the Olympics...
caroline-withribbons: I mean, c’mon… Level of attractiveness has literally shot through the roof.
i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once.
madeagoestohell: i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
finnlovell: hashgag: hashgag: it’s not even the fricken blood flowing out of my vagina that annoys me when i’m on my period it’s the fact that i have a fricken stick of cotton up my vagina that pisses me off ugh like so uncomfortable??? BUT PADS ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING LIKE HELLO YOU’RE SITTING IN YOUR FUCKING BLOOD N A S T Y Having a penis is great tbh